Thursday, September 2, 2010
Zombie vs. Unicorns Challenge
I have chosen my side in this challenge. It wasn't a difficult decision...TEAM UNICORN!! Zombies don't have ANYTHING on Unicorns. Let's compare:
Sure zombies are dangerous. They are infectious and they can sustain a lot of damage and still come after you. But come on people, they shuffle! They are slow and if you can't outrun a zombie (unless there are special circumstances) then you might just deserve to be eaten. Unicorns aren't just rainbows and sunshine, they can be 10X more dangerous than a zombie. Giant built in weapon on their head, crushing hooves of death, scary big horse teeth of death, and they gallop...quickly. If it came down to me facing off against a zombie and a unicorn, I'm gonna be scared of the unicorn.
In addition to the fighting skills of a unicorn they have an advantage of not being disgusting. They aren't rotting and falling apart. Honestly, that is reason enough alone for me to be Team Unicorn.
So, what team are you? Leave a comment below!
Posted by throuthehaze at 1:58 AM