Thursday, September 2, 2010

Zombie vs. Unicorns Challenge

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I have chosen my side in this challenge. It wasn't a difficult decision...TEAM UNICORN!! Zombies don't have ANYTHING on Unicorns. Let's compare:

Sure zombies are dangerous. They are infectious and they can sustain a lot of damage and still come after you. But come on people, they shuffle! They are slow and if you can't outrun a zombie (unless there are special circumstances) then you might just deserve to be eaten. Unicorns aren't just rainbows and sunshine, they can be 10X more dangerous than a zombie. Giant built in weapon on their head, crushing hooves of death, scary big horse teeth of death, and they gallop...quickly. If it came down to me facing off against a zombie and a unicorn, I'm gonna be scared of the unicorn.

In addition to the fighting skills of a unicorn they have an advantage of not being disgusting. They aren't rotting and falling apart. Honestly, that is reason enough alone for me to be Team Unicorn.

So, what team are you? Leave a comment below!

18 comments:

Giada M said...

I agree with you completely! YAY for Team Unicorns!!!

Carlos Antunes said...

Too cute for their own good!
Com on, zombies are like a disease, they spread double-fast!
Go zombies!
:)

Misty said...

Wooo! Team Unicorn all the way!!!

Lexie said...

;-; why oh why are there so many Unicorn fans out in the great universe? I am saddened by this and hope that one day you shall all see the light and join Team Zombie.

Even if I have to send the zombie Ninja Squad to get my point across XD

Sullivan McPig said...

Scared of a creature that swoons as soon as it sees a virgin? Not likely!

chey said...

Go team Unicorn!

Vampires and Tofu said...

Team Unicorn for the win!

FICTION STATE OF MIND said...

Aww, Team unicorn members are so sweet, and supportive. To bad they are all going to "meat" a grisly end by TEAM ZOMBIE!!!

Mary Ann said...

While I must give you props for presenting a FEW valid points in favor of Unicorns ...

You have unfortunately failed to note the greatest weakness, nay - Achille's Heel - of the average Unicorn:
I.B.S. (irritable bowel syndrome)

Indeed, according to a recent article published in the American Journal of Paranormal Medicine, UNICORNS, due to their rather insubstantial diet of rainbows and cupcakes, have a distinct tendency to succumb to dysentery distress when exposed to anything more threatening than a woodland sprite.
***

Just teasing ;D
Great post, but zombies are pretty awesome, too!

Zombie Girrrl said...

Vive la zombie! Vive la morte!
"Indeed, according to a recent article published in the American Journal of Paranormal Medicine, UNICORNS, due to their rather insubstantial diet of rainbows and cupcakes, have a distinct tendency to succumb to dysentery distress when exposed to anything more threatening than a woodland sprite." XD I'm officially your biggest fan, Mary Ann!

Jen said...

Unicorns ftw.

Although the fake American Journal quote made me laugh! *laughs*

Fi-chan (Bookish-Escape) said...

I SO agree with you on unicorn being not disgusting and rotting. Eating brains too! D:
Team uniforn ftw!

Lu said...

Unicorns are the best!

Heather said...

You know... let us ask ourselves this one question though... How do we know Unicorns AREN'T infectious?!

Has there been a documented case of Unicorn bite? Perhaps it's just as viral as Zombie-ism... but Unicorns just have more restraint!

Take that you infectious, drooling horde of undead!

Team Unicorn here ;)
And a new follower!

http://littlesqueed.blogspot.com/2010/09/team-unicorn-zombies-vs-unicorns.html

brizmus said...

Yay! Team Unicorn alllll the way! It's true - they are just way cooler in every sense than the zombie.

Chrystal said...

TEAM UNICORN! Zombies are great to watch on TV - they disgust me though... so I am totally TEAM UNI!

ylime1981 said...

Team Unicorn!!!! http://itsjustlifeasiknowit.blogspot.com/2010/09/zombies-vs-unicorns-debate-which-side.html

Zombie Girrrl said...

Tjhe fake American Journal thing *still* makes me laugh! And zombies still rule!